The Secret fappening

[Jake Adams]

hey so why didn't these latest nudes break news like the rest? Kelly brook the michalka family and all. Anybody find that crazy?

 

[Shaddrack]

TMZ has story about the Michalka mom.

 

[BigB555]

Probably because these are "D" lister women, not big Hollywood stars...and who HASN'T seen Kelly Brook naked? She shows her tig ole bitties every other week! That's like a Porn star making news for being photographed toplesss. It's great to look at, but it ain't NEWS!

Big B

 

[BJ fan]

They need to leak Emma to get back in the headlines. They may do that late so they go out with a big bang.

 

[iamican]

Some of these celebs I have never heard of so it was like wanking to a stranger.

 

[Gnor1]

they really want to hit the big time leak the first lady. She is a monkey looking creature but would be a gold mine of exposure. lol

Monkey looking creature....... good to know how you think.

 

[fooster]

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yup, not exactly the sort of lingo we're appreciative of...as a general heads up, m'kay?...I'll interpret your words as misdirected humor and kindly ask you to avoid such references in the future, yes? perfect.

 

[faptard]

okay my bad if my post of the first lady creature thing upsets anyone. Thanks for the relaxed warning mod. Most mods have booted me for less. I even once got booted from a white pride forum because apparently they don't like religious jokes or bush hateing or to my absolute surprise jokes about hill folk. My personality is like animal porn it ain't for everybody.

 

[BJ fan]

I'm not an American, but I'm definitely an Obama fan. So calling Michelle Obama a "#" is extremely offensive to me. Something that really sounds like the KKK.

 

[fooster]

okay my bad if my post of the first lady creature thing upsets anyone. Thanks for the relaxed warning mod. Most mods have booted me for less. I even once got booted from a white pride forum because apparently they don't like religious jokes or bush hateing or to my absolute surprise jokes about hill folk. My personality is like animal porn it ain't for everybody.

@faptard has been awarded warning points. I believe, that he too can and will find a modality to usher and post his lines thoughtfully, wisely and in accordance with our guidelines...he now knows of the consequences if he doesn't.

 

[faptard]

Hahaha I got an awarded warning points? That is a first. Just one question is that good or bad?

 

[fooster]

guess. just stick to the outlined rules and watch your writing.

 

[faptard]

Yeah I figured it was a guess kinda thing. I'll tell you what I will try to be offensive but I can't promise anything if a person posts something that even I can't resist giving an unfiltered opinion on. sound fair?

 

[faptard]

less offensive* my brain skipped over the word less.

 

[fooster]

yup, got the gist of it.

mate, as long as you and I are crystal clear on the consequences of said unfiltered opinion, we're good... it's your game, I'm just the ref.

 

[faptard]

Sweet we are crystal clear and looking forward to this new churched up change to the rule structure. I was feeling kinda of unoppressed in stating my opinions for awhile there. Just glad too see we have mods who give out warnings instead of kicking me out at the first sign of controversy. Have a faptabulous day mod and try not to take me too seriously because I have a tendency to type my mind pun intended.